River Tee — Sand
$4.95 US shipping · free at $45 · 30-day returns
Printed to order. Most orders print in 2 to 7 business days.
Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Yours gets printed once you order it, which takes 2 to 7 business days, then 3 to 8 more in transit. Shipping is $4.95 anywhere in the US, free over $45. Returns are open for 30 days from the day it arrives.
Nosed into the rocks with the motor still ticking as it cools, somewhere down the Parker strip where the canyon closes in and the water goes gold.
A purple flatbottom pulled up on the shoreline, a girl in a striped bikini stretched out on the rocks beside it, red tuck-and-roll catching the last of the light, and the kind of afternoon that is the entire reason anybody puts up with a boat.
About the artwork
Built the way the old speed-shop plates were built — a limited palette, drawn edges between colors, and coarse halftone doing the work that a smooth gradient would do in a photograph. Look closely at the water and you can see the dots. At the edges they thin out into open marks and then into bare fabric, so the print has no border and no printed square.
The garment
- Full-width back print
- Chrome RR mark, left chest
- Heavy cotton, sand
- Unisex fit, S–3XL
- Printed to order
Runs true to size. Between sizes, take the larger.
Built from real photographs.
About this one
Built from real photographs.
Every part is worked from a photograph of a real boat — hull, motor, headers, paint — and stays where the camera found it. A finished design is assembled from those real parts. Nothing on the shirt is invented.




